Today in Divine Revelation (Theology) I received the enlightment of my Ancient God of Fire, called AGF for practical reasons... And it goes like this:
In my so called private catholic college none of the professors can achieve proper communication because they think they are better than ants. Therefore they wont submit themselves to the humilation of performing a sacred ritual that requires proper communication between themselves... and rubbing their asses together while jumping with joy as the fire hits them.
Two final tests, same hour, same day, very different subjects: Commercial Math & Theology... WTF? I know that AGF wants to test my skills, but I am not worthy... really...
Mother gave me khaki pants (another WTF) but that turned out ok... I strayed from my destiny as a fire elemental as I got dressed like any other human, or better yet, I look as an IT tehnician (well, Vierna & Coriolis, be proud)(And growing).
Destiny rewarded me today with a free breakfast and a joyride full of the colors of this cursed land. Today is Day 1 of the Puerto Rican government shotdown crisis. The city looked as if George Romero were around directing one of his movies... the city was dead, traffic was dead, people looked dead... the government was dead... Apocalipse is coming soon, as foreseen with the 6-6-6 prophesy. In our government simply put "no tienen madre".
AGF, let your wrath be felt in their brains so there is some enlightment that will get us out of this mad crisis soon!
Monday, May 01, 2006
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As long as you don't wear navy with the khakhis you are still ok in my book. Remember, no NAVY with khakis, ok?
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